Property Laws of a Toddler

My Dad sent me this a few months back - though he didn't originate it. As a father of a toddler, I totally understand these laws.

• If I like it, it's mine
• If it's in my hand, it's mine
• If I had it a little while ago, it's mine
• If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way
• If I am doing or building something, all the pieces are mine
• If I saw it first, it's mine
• If it just looks like mine, it's mine
• If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine
• If it's broken, it's yours